So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
How old was that tiny chick? she needs a lard iv.
Thinking about bringing a vibrator to the tanning bed...kill two birds with one stone right?
You woke up in the middle of the night and told me we won the sweepstakes, the penis sweepstakes.
The irony of calling it Pride is that you do things that no one should be proud of.
We had a long talk in which he told me he respects me more than any other girl. 30 minutes later, I got a facial.
i love being in ibiza. their hotels are much more receptive to walking around naked in the lobby than our american ones.
This might sound awkward, but can I borrow a dildo for class?
I found ecstasy taped in my armpit... thank you drunk Marissa.
She sucked my dick and I swear I almost had to send a search party into her mouth to find it. IT WAS THAT AMAZING.
Ever since the Christmas fiasco of '08, I can no longer watch Rudolf the Red nosed reindeer without getting a hard on
You're the only person I know who's experienced a micropenis and a magnum XL penis
hold on i need to sex proof my eyelashes. thank godd for waterproof mascara
I'm pretty sure I naked in my first year of college more than I was as a baby.
I yelled at your uterus for you.
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