He was in me and said I can't believe this happened because of facebook. MOOD KILLER.
You were passed out on the chair and when I asked you if you were okay you looked up and said "I'm fine, I was just pretending for a picture" then passed out again.
I've never seen a grown man cry so much after getting jerked off by a stripper. I say it's the best $600 he ever spent.
Was this before or after he told that homeless man outside the bar about his past sexual experiences?
you seemed to enjoy falling down hill
wow, never heard the last few months of my life put so succint
Ginormous penis in the breeze, cumming champagne showers into your eye
High as shit. I just described caramel syrup on crackers to my mom for 15 minutes...
I hope your fat roommate breaks the bunkbed and crushes you in your sleep
As soon as I got there, you appeared out of no where, yelled "they're giving away free cigarettes!" in my face and then disappeared and I didn't see you the rest of the night.
Hey. It's Michael. The guy that had his tongue in your mouth last night. Just wanted to check in with you.
Can't. Way too high. Forgot how to operate doors. Stuck outside.Come get me.
8 minutes into the New Year and and I've already sent a nude...new year, new me?
This guy wants me to put ice under his foreskin. What!?
Sometimes I just take my boobs out of my shirt so they can get some fresh air
Idk but when you think about it the last time I did bottomless mimosas I ended up getting my nipples pierced so it might be fair
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