god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
found a dugout with weed in it in dad's car. decided to top up the weed compartment with salvia. for fun.
We are so in love
so when's the next time you get to see your balls
Today should be called shooting fish in a barrel day. Every place ive gone to ive met a girl who regrets not hooking up last night. There have not been girls this easy since Fathers Day
I seriously just washed my dick in a public restroom. That's how dirty last night got
Just traded a samurai sword for some drugs. It's gonna be one random ass night
Uh oh. Middle aged belly dancers. And they just got out swords. Shit is about to get real.
I am nonfunctional stoned. I had to ask ben to put me somewhere away from all the people I'm sitting on someones bed watching a wall. Not alright. Should not have come.
My mom slipped a condom in my pocket along with a sticky note that said "be safe sweetie."
Every time you started making out for him we all cheered for you... that's what sorority sisters do - they cheer you on when you make bad life decisions at the bar.
Next sat night Titanic party. Bring your floaties, trashy necklaces, and a large lung capacity. This ship is going downnnnnnn.
I got kicked out of the bar for suggesting that the bartender drop her tits into my Redbull instead of the usual liquor
we went to go get waffles and then i sucked his dick in a parking lot. average tuesday.
Just so you know. And I'm telling you this because I care deeply for you. Blue raspberry poptarts taste exactly the same as the regular raspberry ones.
I'll talk to you in a minute. Gotta put my peacocks away
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