Wow that girl who lives a couple houses down is going out wearing butterfly wings a skirt and fishnets
omg omg i just fucked paul. i need to stop doing this kind of thing.
wait, who's paul?
exactly.
so my bro's bff came over...we had an awkward "yeah we fucked and can fuck later, but let's just pretend it didn't happen in front of the family" hug.
They were so slutty we had to play "rarely have I ever."
in case you havent found it already in honor of Toy story 3 we wrote ANDY on the bottom of your foot while you were passed out on the couch.
I just got a high school volleyball teams practice cancelled because I slept with the head coach through their practice time.
Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
I'm really sorry we tried to have sex on top of you last night.
Fulfilled a bucket list goal last night. Borrowed a dollar from a stripper to buy smokes
God bless Atlanta.
It was incredible. For as long as I live, I will gladly drop whatever I'm doing and spend a night with her face between my legs ANY time she asks.
I am decidedly straight, but I'll write it into my wedding vows if I have to.
I just masturbated and watched youtube makeup videos, which was just an extension of masturbation.
I made out with a guy because he ate a grape lollipop and he tasted delicious... not my proudest moment.
he had a Pillsbury dough boy tattoo to remind him of his drug dealing days
Not my fault the fence refused to just break when I ran into it.
I just motorbotted some guy and my hair got stuck in his nipple ring...owww
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