He's on drugs...like drugs for horses.
she insisted i was the anonymous guy on formspring that kept asking to bang her
Clearly I went along with it
there are 2 things i love giving: blowjobs & backrubs. how can i tell them that without sounding like a slut
I cant believe Lindsay Lohan feels like this every day
The amount of pregnancy tests I've taken in my life is unhealthy
I think throwing up in my her purse is probably why we broke up
Lesbian sex in an alleyway drunk.
It's a self-perpetuating puke chain.
come help me. im curled up in the fetal position on the upper floor of the lib. please bring more caffeine or alcohol
its ok. its hell week the lib is a no judgment zone right now
my head gets it he sucks but my LAME FUCKING HEART IN MY VAGINA doesnt
I chugged a beer while I was riding him and he told me it was the sexiest thing he has ever seen. this guy knows class when he sees it.
I may be in the process of acquiring a second male fuck buddy and dating a girl....FUCKING STOP THE TRAIN I'M ON! THIS IS NOT A DRILL!!
I dunno, there's just something so\ncomforting about having his penis in my mouth.
Should I be concerned that he called me mom when I got in bed on top of him?
Any who, I expect to be showered with roses apon my arrival
How about beer and nachos?
A fine substitute!
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