no more hot dogs for you........
fine no more vajj for you
You told me when we were leaving the club if I could pin point your nipple through your padded bra you would show me if I was right.
Wore last nights jeans to Christmas Dinner with the fam, found a half gram of blow, while they're praying ill be railing.
I just had a flashback of 4:30am: me hugging the toilet bowl and you handing me a jar of pickles to open. There is something seriously wrong with us.
Why is the word 'best' written on my chest?!!
But you can still look for dick after you find Jesus.
Chose not to courtesy flush and the CEO huffed the result. I feel powerful.
Simple math equation: Up till 5 a.m. drinking + up at 9 a.m. for nephews birthday party = puking in the pool
YOU WORK IN THE US CAPITOL! YOU CANNOT HAVE SEX IN THE BATHROOM!!
Dude, you are totally ruining intern season for me...
What would you say is the recommended tip for a hotel maid who has to clean up vomit on just about every surface of a hotel bathroom?
You rope them in with the looks and the boobs, and I'll bore them into submission with random trivia. We can't lose.
It's like the cookie assaulted me with being high.
I don't really want to explain what i mean by this so just answer yes or no. are 5 cows enough?
I'm pretty sure my therapist gave me the green light to fuck him.
His birthday is on cinco de mayo and he doesn’t drink or like tacos. What a waste.
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