ugh, i have officially sinned in all of my cute clothes. i can't even wear any of them without feeling regret.
I think I'm maturing; i was gonna watch porn and then take a nap but i motivated myself to put my laundry in first.
Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
dude your girlfriend loves you alot..she yelled your name lastnight in bed
Don't pass out before midnight like you did last year. See how much your year sucked
you kept making us tell you how cute you looked in your new outfit, even after you threw up all over it
I have to overdose on valtrex I had a rough weekend.
its so hard to text. the buttons are tickling my fingers
just texted my dealer that i could taste the blue but not the cheese. i said i could taste blue.
Something like that. Healthy diet of beer, ranch sunflower seeds and sex keeps me young.
im glad im back to a point in my life where i have enough sex to sometimes be offered and be like naw im good.
But I don't wanna live with them bc I need to be able to walk around naked and sex on any surface guilt free.
Did i fall last night when u carried me home.
idk
OHHH yea you fell down the stairs face first
Stop recording sex noises and setting them as my ringtones. This time it was at a funeral
If he flies out here I will sleep with him. I have morals, but not when it comes to southern accents
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