he also called and said i only cheated on you 8 times but they were all trannies
and someone in the background yelling "one was fat so that counts as one and a half"
sperm doesn't mix with malibu too well
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
my history teacher totally just suggested that we record his lectures and play drinking games with them later so that we pay attention to the material.
So bad news they put a private property sign on the tiger.
Until they install cameras or armed security i'll ride the fuck out of that jungle cat.
What do you mean how did you end up there? You told him he had a face you'd like to ride, that's a deal sealer in any language.
He stumbled into my room, flopped on my bed, shoes on my pillow and asked me for a juice box. Then fell asleep with the juice box on his forehead.
It's not even close to Halloween but there is a girl in a nurses outfit. Twerk or twat.
My ninety day supply of adderal just came in the mail and I literally just dumped all 180 pills into my hands and laughed like a maniac. Shits about to get cray
I haven't even had my coffee yet and you're being slutastic
Definitely woke up.this morning to a random girls head in my toilet and her mom knocking on my door.
Verdict: uncircumcised.
Congrats, you are the first person our bartender ever met that actually needed wheeled out of a bar in a wheelchair. He said you were his hero.
Drunk me made cabbage burritos at 1am after going to hustler hollywood.\nI bought socks. Lol
lord you gonna make me abandon my soup for tasteful catboy nudes
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