I plan on using my big titties for evil tonight.
so as we were driving to pick up my grandma from old navy she procedes to yell into our open window.. "I'll make ya holla fo a dolla" umm...
just started drinking the sprite you used to ice your crotch last night. Missing you already
There I was staring at a teeny weeny black one and a huge white one. It was like an episode of Myth Busters
i guess when we were done i grunted "unforgiveable" and walked out.
He said something pertaining to Ragu and vodka I'm worried
We are having a competition to see who can masterbate in the wierdest place, right now hes winning since he masterbated on his Jr. High school bus.
haha she has always seemed a little off. when i met her i was told she was the queen slut. and she had a crown on at the time. it seemed appropriate.
5am update: in a toga seeing triple made out with both sexes
I brought a guy home then decided no. Took him back to the bar and said "I'm going to drop you where I found you. Have fun"
Peeling duct tape off of my dick is definitely one of the stranger sensations that I've experienced.
Easy Mac and you are the sexiest things in my life
it'll be like the notebook except for with way more of my penis
i cant believe the cop was fine with you saying no we are in a hurry when he asked to search your car
He fucked the hangover right out of me. That good.
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