come downstairs quick. our boyfriends are having a dance off in nothing but their underwear and shoes. and they have semis too.
fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
hey everyone... booty call? my house tonight. bring friends to fuck my friends.
Its like a 4.5 hour drive but there's drinking involved so I'm destined to go
I look like a herd of wild horses chewed on my back. If you bite me again while taking me from behind, I'm going to have to cut you off.
I fed him jelly beans while he fingered me. Win, win situation.
The light burnt out and he thinks the power is out in the whole house. He is cooking a hog dog over two candles. I'm gonna see if he'll make me one
I think we need to have a day of drinking in classes. I know we don't share any, but sacrifices need to be made.
I guess she fell asleep at the strip club and the other one was crying because she had a vagina in her face. Happy 21st!
It took me three days, but I managed to nearly get arrested on my way out of LA. Made it to the airport. Crisis averted, though. The real crime is, my flight is delayed two hours.
Brett got me a cake with a pic of me shitting
I'm good. We walked you back to my apartment and you demanded to eat the sandwich I made for him
We had sex on the bear rug. He said "you, me and the bear. This is bear-idise"
I feel like I should treat myself every time I find out I'm not pregnant. Is there a pie company that delivers??
It was all going good until I realized she was wearing underwear with a butt flap. Mission aborted.
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