thx for the lesson on dirrty dancing
I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
How come the only thing we can do right in our lives is drugs?
In a meeting with the accounting department. This shit is even more boring in real life and there isn't a professor to wake me up.
There's limited edition cherry vanilla nyquil. It's like they know how much I hate myself and they're giving me a consolation prize.
Watching the gap toothed girl get more ass than me is almost devastating.
he told me while inside me and mid thrust that he's dreamed of that moment since high school... awkward
her vagina just converted me to Judaism.
She's dressed as a slutty goth schoolgirl. Those are my three favorite things. God himself could not give me whiskey dick.
It's like when your main girl and your side girl start having their period in the same week
You are the most depressed sports fan I know
I can wear a rubber suit at three am and spank someone's ass until its sore and fuck them three ways from Sunday. And get up the next day and do their laundry. As long as once in awhile they rub my back without expecting anything
have no fear, swaggie olivia is here to bring glorious gifts and horse dick to children
I definitely fucked a Trump supporter last night but I wouldn't let him fully admit it because then I would've had to leave and his cock and abs were too perfect
I just mixed tangerine juice with sauv blanc. on an unrelated note, my episide of intervention is slated to run in April.
why yes, bad decisions will be made starting at 3PM Thurs through 8PM on Sun. You have been warned. Plan accordingly.
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