Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
so then we both started to do the walk of shame and she didnt realize we had fucked in her apartment until some lady said hi to her in the elevator
you didnt stop her?
too entertaining
haha i think we're both just down to be fuck buddies..but i do have a hickey and a bit of a big lip and fucking burns on my knees..note to self hooking up on a golf course is NOT that exciting
I saw a chick at 8 am this morning walking back to my dorm wearing wings... I'm kind of jealous.
You don't forget tits like those, even if you are vegas drunk.
the water pistols in the freezer are full of voddka.
hey this is Madison. you gave me your number last night and asked me to remind you that you didn't fuck anyone. you okay?
We bonded over the fact that we each, separately, got arrested on the same weekend.
The funny thing is, we kinda did bring guys home cause you had a fort...
I may have just poured a honey apple beer onto a dried apple slice to rehydrate it. This is my day.
he sneezed into my face mid-kiss
Bless his heart
You are a super loving wife. But did you, at any point since Thanksgiving, slip me half your bottle of stool softeners?
Jeff brought me a cup of coffee to my desk. He's getting a blow job.
She forgot a bra so she just used seran wrap. The scary thing is, it worked.
I mean, I've had her boob in my mouth, but is that romance?
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