i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
Ever since he's come out, my facebook stalking experience has gotten uncomfortable
Tonight I think I'm going to go out with a french braid so I don't wake up with puke hair. Thoughts?
And your mom thought you weren't even thinking about your future... she would be proud
is it bad that I didn't wash the cum out of my hair because it keeps my curls intact?
Saw my boss's vagina at that party. Hung over at work has never been more acceptable
That little tingle vodka gives me in my esphagus is what lets me know I'm still alive.
Sorry I need more motivation then McDonalds and mojitos.
In the last 3 months, I've slept with an ex,someone single, someone in a relationship, someone married, and someone divorced. I should get some type of grown up girl scouts badge.
His name sounds so important....sounds like the name of my future baby daddy to me.
What part of a retired stonemason dealing with your rock hard cock does not sound like you have the wrong number ?
Probably for the best. My morning wood is pretty horrible. I wouldn't want to tip the earth's axis/ create a new magnetic pole
I'm adopting to save the world from the moral outrage that would be my offspring
Our office went out together for the first time to celebrate the fact our coworker got fired.
Kids music just accidentally came on at this party. I didn't know how many stoners were here until they all sang along.
Ive completely stopped wearing makeup. Not even eyebrows. Thats how sick of wisconsin I am.
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