we ended up doing shots out of those medicine cups..swine flu finally did something good for me
I don't want her to kill herself before she gets over me, getting mentioned in a suicide note isn't very fly.
but it's kind of a high honor.
It's hard to believe so much cum came out of such a small penis.
I didn't budget in chasers this month so were chasing everything with water. Sorry.
I walked in and she was kneeling on the ground with no pants on, throwing up, and holding the puppy. It was one of those moments, where i was like damn i wish i had my camera.
Pulling over on the side of the road to set off fireworks was the worst idea you have ever had. I don't care if it was called a friendship pagoda.
I'm scared to see what happens if we keep winning like this. I don't think there enough livers for every one after the season is over.
Honesty, no. I just want to shower you with hot dogs.
Oh Jesus. Are you going to the hospital?
No I'm showering then leaving for Vegas
She gave you a handy in the bar and you were surprised she was good with a dick?
Hahah good point
Life goal: sit on his perfect beautiful David Archuleta-lookalike face
And then I realized my chick friends consist only of sober you, drunk you and hungover you
I feel worse lying to the guy I hooked up with than I actually do for cheating on my bf
Let's celebrate our country being screwed by screwing.
Apparently when you start crushing adderall and blending them into your margaritas calling them blenderalls you have "a problem" WTF
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