Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
why is pumping your own stomach in your searches on youtube?
you kept naming everything at the party...like "boy i'm going to make out with" and "table i'm going to dance on later"
Its like fucking yourself in the head with a weed strapon
I think the exact words were 'I'd lett him to the weirdest shit to me'
I think when Jesus turned water into wine it was a sign that we should get drunk off Sangria tonight. Do it for Jesus. He died for your sins.
Call me and get me out of this conversation NOW. My coworker is talking to me about her birds having sex again...
Currently hot boxing a fort I made on our snow day... This is legendary
Who put the fucking tampon in my Mike's hard lemonade?
Stealing, and booze. If only you added meaningless sex with random people you would have wrapped all your life passions together
Literally had a conversation with the pizza as to why it was a bad idea to reach in the back seat and grab a slice while driving. The pizza was right, it was safer to just wait until I got home.
STOP TRYING TO FUCK MY DAD
THE HOT GUY IS YOUR DAD?!?!?!?!???
Can't find my wig, my underwear, or my dignity. Halloween 2016
Facebook is for cat videos and having better lives than people from high school, period.
By the way, you totally deserve "i got a job sex".
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