If God had a period, it would result in diet faygo redpop
First coke bust down the road. Spring is finally here.
What's the protocol when you drive the girl's head into the wall during sex and she starts to cry?
I have jerked off in every room in your house. *the more you know
most of the afternoon was spent sneaking around my house and alternating which bathrrom to throw up in.
i wish i just like had a pee bag attached to me and i could just go whenever i want wherever i want
May 25th. Drunk Laser Tag party to celebrate our bdays. May 26th. Mushrooms at Chattanooga Aquarium. Damn
So much for doing Irish car bombs in my grandpa's memory.... Asshole.
I realized I used a copy of a biography of JFK as pillow last night...
Happy Fourth.
I don't care if it's 2 inches or 20 I mean dick is dick
I woke up at 6 and was laying at the top of my stairs.
I didn't know that all of his brothers would be hot and musical too. That's a dick move on behalf of biology.
You make me want to do things that I'm pretty sure are illegal.
I'm not just straddling the line between love and hate, I'm dry humping the shit out of it
.......do you have the salami in bed? I'm trying to make a sandwich.
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