well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
I just saw the preacher from the church I grew up in while I was buying condoms at the drugstore... he remembered me.
so after six weeks of dating she admitted shes bi and asked if it would freak me out if we brought another girl into the bedroom. i said no in this hesitant voice and she said 'if you let me dont worry ill make it up to you'
i literally fucking hate you so fucking much.
I think not having bongs in close range is good for my academia
I can officially say I had a blunt rolled on my ass
theres too many punctuation errors in that text to turn me on.
you said I shouldn't try to fill the void in my meaningless life with dicks but i am trying and it totally works
I did the walk of shame this morning and his mom hugged me in the driveway
NEW HOUSE RULE! If you make it in a chicks cleavage it's 3 cups and bra off.
BP at your house from now on.
I'm putting my hangover kit in my car for the trip to work tomorrow morning. Dedication
Just let me suck your dick and be happy. Let me have this.
We broke my graduation cords last night when we used them to tie each other up during sex last night
You've discovered your super power: Your Vagina
You’d probably be happy to know that I think I’ve mastered the skill of knowing “my type” and then steering clear
FINALLY. I THOUGHT THIS DAY WOULD NEVER COME!
We ran out of vodka, so instead of body shots you wanted to do cupcake shots off her naked body...happy birthday to you.
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