How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
I'm surrounded by dudes and fupa's! No hot chicks...wtf!?
Medical industry, most hot chicks dont want to deal with blood + shit
just because she blew him doesn't mean she knows his name.
and unfortunately for you, hallmark doesnt make a "sorry i was getting a blowie in the backseat of your car while you were driving, projectiled my jizz onto your hand, and caused you to crash" card
Okay, good. And if you have one of those portable strip poles that would be nice too.
I'm questioning the dried chocolate syrup on my tits.
I would be the drunk girl eating cake on the front steps alone.
Lights are FLASHING. This just got REAL. CAPTALIZATION.
I like how I get messages from eharmony at the same time I'm looking for a new vibrator. It's like the powers that be are just trying to make my life ironic.
Can I bring some rope too? It's not too early for bondage talk, is it?
Also. I think I just got sentimental over a nude
I just realized my hands still smell like your cock. Which is awesome, but I wonder if the clerk at the store appreciated it.
I feel bad. I'm the reason hand sanitizer exists.
Do it break your family into faction start a civil war
He was shirtless in my yard saying he was jesus
Randomize
