i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
They are literally fucking next to the DJ Booth to a techno Remix to Pacman. She is going waka waka waka. WHY ARE YOU NOT HERE FOR THIS?!
He fucked my earring out of my ear. Of course he's coming over again.
she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
It was scary, we all screamed. Never make mimosas in a car.
She just licked her nipple in public to get a free bar tab.
And I was chasing apple pie moonshine (provided by cops) with bud light limeys. In a golf cart, wearing a tiara.
Well, I tried to shit into my refrigerator. It was a rough night.
Eh maybe I should give her a chance. Let's see where making a porno takes the friendship
Whatcha doing tonight? Reply TURNUP if you are drinking, or STOP to cancel messages
Are you saying being a wizard and going to hogwarts wouldn't be life changing, believe in magic you fucking muggle
Here's an unsolicited pic of my tits, because you almost died last night.
why is there a dog in my house with your initials shaved in it's fur?
dude, i just woke up in a house i've never seen. i have bigger problems
I'm sorry for peeing on you last night. Will cookies make up for it?
Turns out naked yoga wasn't a pickup line. I feel betrayed.
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