I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
Pre-pickelized cucumber-hand invasion!! RUN!!!!!!!!!!
Is it weird being in the house without any roommates?
Nah, just masturbating louder
this is probably the only time in my life that i would want to fuck thomas jefferson
Ya I guess he's not a bad roommate. I mean if he wasn't here I would probably be more lazy and pee in bottles and stuff.
Even jesus won't love me after tonight. I'm going hard.
She sucked my dick and I swear I almost had to send a search party into her mouth to find it. IT WAS THAT AMAZING.
Sorry, all I could picture was you jamming your dick into a lemon.
I was walking out the front door and heard his roomate say "It looks like you need a chiropractor." I think my work here is done.
I come from a long history of big boobed German, Swedish, and Irish women. And then there's me. Mother nature was like "Naaaaaaah."
The best part about daylight savings time this weekend is we get an extra hour to be fucked up.
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
Watching the awkward tinder date at the table next to mine is the most action I've had in months, so there's that.
i just want things to go smoothly
oh they won't lmao
My brain is a dvd screensaver and I'm allowed to have a good thought when it hits the corner
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