Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
I found a dealer that takes plastic. I'm so in trouble.
i woke up to him dangling his cock in front of my face
I'm thinking I had intended to send you pics cuz I woke up naked
His 21st birthday is in the middle of shark week, it's meant to be.
You know being hammered seven days in a row can do serious damage to your liver.
Text me on Monday and make sure I'm still alive
Can you explain to me why there are fake boobs glued on my chest?
Casually on the bus at 830 in the morning with a box of cheezits and a bottle of fireball sticking out of my purse....
Needs to be more caveman. "Me kill roommate. You watch. Then sex time with our genitals."
And my nipple is sore from him biting it. That is not a complaint.
Dude for real though, we gotta stop getting hammered and kissing gay guys.
Can we make 2014 the year of no unsolicited dick pics?
Omg you can't vacuum salsa that's just ridiculous
I don't know why I do this to myself his dick is a constant source of disappointment.
I walked in on my sister eating my leftover burrito naked. How could my night have gotten any worse?
The only good thing about being back at work is supply room boom boom with my office husband
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