Fucking love it maybe bedazzle some baby seals? Make them cuter? Who would club a bedazzled baby seal? Only a fucking monster.
the real housewives reunion is on...i wanna see if danielle can look any more surprised than the facelift allows
i wanna see dina punch her face back to normal
bad to tell him im pregnant over fbook chat?
No one showed up yet so I smoked 4:20 on chatroulette with a naked chick..
we flagged you as soon as you tried to put the lime in the microwave to prove it was really a kiwi. again.
I've been practicing for you. Including stockpiling medical supplies for curing hangovers.
She answered the door wearing a blanket and holding a golf club. I was too late for this party.
I found her in the trunk, smoking a cigarette, saying every girl should know how to get out of their trunk
Just walk straight and zig zag through cars tell you get to the road. That's where I am. Perpendicular to the doors do not make any turns
For gods sake, I only took one. With two nyquils. What a happy world its been today. Fulfill your obligations and then its marvelouso.
she fascinated with the iron the back of the toilet seat. she made me sit in the bathroom with her for a solid 10 minutes while she just stared and laughed at it
dude girls our age are getting married and having babies and I still can't figure out how to defrost my hotpockets
I swear to god if you settle for a trump supporting packers fan, I will not acknowledge your children. You're better than that.
So now your dad has seen my tits. You could have told me he was coming by to help paint.
I didn't think you'd be painting the kitchen topless.
I couldn't find a shirt I was willing to ruin.
He eats kale on the regular. Do I look like a bitch that wants to eat kale. No. Give me some Boston market.
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