It started with Hannah Montana and ended with alcoholism.
i woke up with someone drivers licenses in my wallet this am...he said i don't have a business card so just take my drivers license
I am currently prioritizing my hw by splitting into things i can and things i cant do drunk. Oh college
I wish i could call my weed and hear it ring. That's how i found my phone.
Sometimes he has weird facial hair...Basically he has a penis... that's what he's got going for him.
After last night, I've decided I will now bang only men who professionally ride things for a living. I will accept jockeys, cowboys, bullriders, and pro bicyclists who lie and say they're bullriders.
If this week is any indication of my life here I've got to get out ASAP. My liver can't hack it.
Just walk of shamed past a 5 year old on my way out of my booty call. He waved at me. Is this the single life I've been missing?
I have a boner in one of my pics with her which no one noticed.
You also proposed and then tried to jack me off
you'll probably come home to me baked as fuck and shirtless
so evidently blowing a guy does not mean he will say hi to you when he sees you in class.. in case you're ever wondering
its a recording of you guys having sex?!
its actually 30 minutes of him begging and then 2 minutes of sex.
I'm always down for nudity.
My boyfriend's mom is the manager of Wendy's. The same one I took a pregnancy test in.
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