omg, I know. It's so embarrassing that we've both had his penis in parts of our bodies
Hey a mouth doesn't really count. A vagina counts more.
I'm going to rape someone's good day.
Great, now everyone thinks I've had giraffe semen in me
All I know is that if a letter starts with "I'm aware you jerked off in the bathroom last night," I don't want to finish reading it.
You told me "I need to pound this drinks if I'm going to pretend his dick is big enough" then left. Dollar night quotes 2012
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
She gave me a can of steel reserve to pour on myself in the shower
He legit watched "Cops" the entire time he was fingering me.
Yeah, we agreed, but I feel like I need at least one more ride on the bonecoaster
She looked so much better when u didn't look at her and the music was too loud to hear her
The 666th photo in my phone is of him and if that's not a sign that he's secretly the Antichrist, idk what is. Also, bring more rum.
Woman doing my Brazilian right now says to tell you she says hi...what has our life come to?
At one point I believe I was despencing medical advice while wearing a sombrero and a hulk hand
No I feel the same as usual. Mopey with a chance of bitch fits.
I’ve jerked off three times and taken five shits already today. Being hung over in your 40’s is a fucking roller coaster.
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