just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
what is college for if not random hookup sex?
learning.
i would literally fuck learning if i could.
her dad is making me watch Glen Beck, i only agreed because i penetrated his daughter earlier.
we should become lesbians. not together. just in general.
So I'm at planned parenthood and there are 5 people here from Friday's party.
Tonights theme there is the 7 deadly sins. Greed, envy, sloth, gluttony, sluttiness, fellatio and vodka.
That's what you get for fucking someone nicknamed "wiggle worm"
I'm really tired of your booty call eating my fruity pebbles.
She was pouring Goldschlager in my mouth during the shower sex. How can you NOT like her?
i made sure not to drool on your bed by putting my hoodie on backwards and swaddling my face in the hood
If you need to be the damsel in drunken distress make sure it's before 3.
Just traded a sandwich for anxiety drugs outside the club. I fuckin' LOVE this place.
We are in Florida for 3 days. The people in charge of shit brought: a waffle maker, a cheese grater and a SEWING MACHINE
AND NO VODKA
The guy who said he's gonna suck your butthole till your face caves in is at Maggie's
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