what kind of vibe do I give off that a guy i've never hung out with thinks its okay to send me a picture of his ball cleavage?
So, it's like build-a-bear for your vag?
i was so drunk that i ate a carrot out of her guiena pig's cage and thought it was normal
Party at my house. Beach themed. Clothing optional.
Wouldn't that make it "Nude Beach Themed?"
I used puppy pads next to the couch for her to throw up on....
I gave up yolo and cigarettes for lent. I owe god a sincere apology.
His dick is hereby named Charles Dickens. Will's is less cerebral. I'd like to call it Pinnacle like the vodka we drank when we hooked up, but I feel like that's a compliment it doesn't deserve.
He stopped responding after the animal pictures... I do this EVERY TIME.
I sang "A Whole New World" while I took his virginity
That is awesome that you did that.
I am an advanced cybernetic robot sent back in time to 2013 to fuck my wife senseless for hours on end. Have you seen this wife?
Eddy, if you don't want to roll play then say so. This is just obnoxious
I just shaved my "bikini area" into a fucking pizza slice
the only reason I'm still sleeping with him is to get the university's secure wifi password
I'm dying of laughter, but I'm also just dying
Send help
have fuck
*fun
actually forget it have a fuck too it'll do you good
meow
use your words like a big girl
i ran over your cat.
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