Why are there hot girls at the dollar store?
The recession has changed everything man.
i wish there was an iPhone app that lets you write a TeXt LiKe tHiS
dude...come out of the closet already
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
I don't call you at 3 in the morning to start a fucking relationship.
I went to his work to give him some blankets and ended up blowing him in the bathroom. See what happens when you don't come over?
my life is one jail cell away from being a bad country music song.
So I realized I'm not completely sober when the automatic toilet flushed and I screamed
I dunno, but she kept buying me shots and asking me to go places with her. oh btw we're signed up to go bungee jumping Saturday
There's going to be a pool, lightsabers and alcohol. What could go wrong?!
i think the title to my autobiography shall be, "a bottle of vodka and various pieces of meat"
and this is why you're my favorite gay friend.
He fell into the beer pong table and broke it. Then he threatened to throw the toliet at us if we didn't let him keep playing
Can I trade you chipotle for a pregnancy test?
At least his std test came back clean, gotta look at the positives here
I went to Christian school in the 90s. I can finger blast anything, but dignity.
can we do this tomorrow? ...i accidently got high.
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