he's going on about how he's going to treat me right and wants to let himself be in love with me and spend a lot of time together. kids these days. like its not about sex anymore. i'm confused.
Midget Michael Jackson impersonator dancing to Beat it in Penn Station almost caused me to miss my train. God, I
I believe that I finger-banged my way to the top of the corporate ladder.
I don't know where your sunglasses are, I was too preoccupied with girls not old enough to drive past midnight.
I got my period while he was fingering me , I knew it because I never get that wet.
Did u at least say sorry?
the tile , carpet , walls , cabinets , even the ceiling ... there is Jello everywhere
it was your idea to have indoor Jello wrestling man
It's gotten to the point that the dirty talk in my head when I touch myself has your accent
he's home with a concussion now...but apparently i'm still the highlight of his freshman year
yep you were here saturday. if you woke up smelling like vanilla i can explain.
You were sitting in the tub, clothed, squirting my KY all over yourself. You said "it's warm." then passed out.
I need you to know that everytime my toddler does the downward facing dog in the nude I think about the night you and your dude fell in love.
classified somewhere between kinky and medically inadvisable
You need to stop vomiting in the washing machine, bro. For real this time.
However, you did manage to order seven different drinks while fingering her at the packed bar - it was like watching the pizza men pound the dough in the windows
mate iv just woke up in the garden. either help me inside or bring out my vodka
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