It was all fun and games until Tim shit on the end table
i turned job hunting into a drinking game..
i cant talk right now. we are trying to finish our homework so we can play with play-doh
I knew it was different as soon as you told me you slept with him and didn't tell me about his dick
The last thing I remember is trying to split my bridesmaid dress down the back like the incredible hulk.
and you succeeded.
I couldn't sleep so I took 4 shots of vodka and promptly threw up in the sink. Happy Thursday
Nhl reached an agreement. I plan on getting me some celebratory sex from a hockey player.
Just realized I could have five different dicks in me the day of valentines day but no real date. My life
OMG CHARGE YOUR PHONE I NEED TO KNOW IF THIS IS A GOOD PICTURE OF MY ASS
I forced myself to puke in my garbage can, and the next day I bought a new one and burnt the old one. You could say it was a rough night
my last search of the night was "the physics of green eggs and ham" what the fuck
Seriously insulted!! You can not share my dick pick with your gay brother. He won't quit poking me on fb
Im quite confident that my struggle with sobriety ended last night sometime after dinner
I puked in the back of my mom's new car because I had too much to drink at Chilis. I think I just hit rock bottom.
The police officer that arrested me Friday night just bought me a shot
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