i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
you really need to stop walk of shaming home from theme parties.
Ever have a poop and think... that has no business coming out of a human? Like it looks like a sick dog's or a ferral animal's?
Saddest moment ever is discovering when your cat no longer wants to get high with you.
There is a guy, stoned out of his mind, only wearing slippers and a bathrobe in the library.
Tried to steal a keytar from my hook up's house.
Ryab! Make hr wtop. Mshe make sme speee. I don want to pee. I want sev. He was so igbad. Redpo.
He bought me a oreo ice cream cake with "thanks for not calling the cops!" written in icing. If that doesn't sum up winter break, I don't know what does.
FULL ON LADY WOOD. YOU CAN SEE THE VEIN
I dont know. Theres no way you can be ready for the sex hurricane that will consume you.
I can't help but feel like we would be friends still if my phone didn't always capitalize BUTTLOAD...
Correct me if I'm wrong, but did you let me pee in the grass while barking? And also, how many of you have videos?
She just causally held my limp dick in her hand the entire movie. Her parents were cuddling on the couch too..that brave!
I KNEW IT. I HAD A FEELING. THIS IS GODS CURSE. BREAK UP WITH A SEX GOD. GET ONE OF HIS PEASANTS.
She gave me a roadie as we drove home from fireworks. People were still lighting off their displays as we drove by. I love America.
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