what did gay clubs do before lady gaga
I just remember standing in the shower with you eating chips.
He said something pertaining to Ragu and vodka I'm worried
Sometimes he has weird facial hair...Basically he has a penis... that's what he's got going for him.
So yeah you need to stop having near death experiences at McDonalds.
RA chick in a Christmas onsie chased us up 5 flights of stairs. I need to stop violating guest policy
Sorry I didn't take you making out with him all night as a hint you wanted nothing to do with him...
I was stumbling so much, men walking behind us were shouting "don't hit the pole! don't hit the pole!" whenever I was near a telephone pole.
Me ending up in the fetal position in my shower is becoming far too commonplace. It's like a weekly therapy session
Just saw Santa sitting on a restaurant patio drinking beer and using his free hand to gesture to cars that he's watching them
Sexting across continents is really a perfect example of how far technology has come.
Excuse you? I'm an asshole at least 90% of the time. Get it right.
He is a beautiful butterfly covered in tattoos and naked.
suburban family judging/laughing at us after Jenna just pulled two flasks out of her boot on the subway
Just made a drug contact standing in the sandwich line in the dining hall. Is this real life?
You're my fucking hero.
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