weak ass sauce last night. waste of time. you suck. ps. your boobs are fake
we both passed out while playing beer pong, woke up in the morning and continued to play coffee pong to cure our hangovers
Just witnessed a fat girl fall off the treadmill, pop a medicine ball, and drink coke out of a water bottle all in one workout.
I have taken lazynest to a new level. I took a picture of the notes on the board instead of writing them. I win.
With the way things had been going, I was never more excited for a person to cum
Just saw Youth in Revolt. There are only so many times Michael Cera can lose his virginity.
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
A burger king employee called me from your phone while you were on their bathroom floorl. Hope ur not in jail....4 realz
If I am going to pay someone to make me puke, it's going to be the bartender.
Clearly that person doesn't understand how efficient getting drunk and working out at the same time is.
Ugh why does it have to be margarita Monday. Why can't it be pants off dance off beer pong but with jager Monday.
First week back and I made to one class, its gonna be okay after all.
We also had a full on debate about how realistic and useful teleportation and time travel would be...and only used Twilight Zone episodes as "scientific evidence"
Right now, I'm sitting in my room, drinking beer, eating double stuff Oreos, taking bites straight from a block of cheese, and watching Anchor Man 2 trailers. Finals week at its finest
No way man ... This is real life. Complete sentences and everything.
Randomize
