shes trying to light up her bowl in front of the fan. everytime it blows it out she just gives it a dirty look.
no. you can't hotbox the world.
i said i was sorry for his girlfriend's cancer diagnosis and he said "easy come, easy go" and tried to fuck me
Is drinking merlot and watching womens figure skating by myself gay?
Just used my last prints at the library for brackets instead of final reviews. Hello March.
Is it weird that I want your dad to go down on me?
Petting the cat and listening to "you've got a friend". This is why I smoke weed. To make sense of situations like this.
Beer lympzucs are ki7lling me
This baby is an asshole
The bald eagles cry cause u drink canadian beer.
Dude. I legit missed class because I got too engrossed in the porn I was watching. Also I need to figure out how to get as flexible as these chicks. Some of the positions they do are outrageous.
he kept opening the car door while we were ON THE HIGHWAY and insisting he could walk. next time i drive my boss home at 3am i'm putting the child lock on
Why would I take you home? That would eliminate the chances of you making bad decisions I could ridicule you about later.
You came out of your room naked under your open robe with a mouth full of brownie on a stick and grabbed a fistful of fruit loops and shoved them into your already full mouth.
You went on the date? His pickup line was I swear I'm not a serial killer and you went on the date???
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