Hahahaha do you think bella ever gave edward head?
Right before we were going to have sex he said it was his "lucky condom" I don't know if that means its used or what.. But I'm freaking out either way.
he knocked over the vodka and juice...picks up the cup and says "yes", takes the last sip...doesnt even worry about the mess all over the floor and we continue having sex.
I don't even know. I woke up to a text from someone named Vick saying he was 'legit worried' that I had herpes.
just so you know... i was wasted last night, but the evening is coming back to me in flashes... i made you eat gravy last night, didn't i?
she said she was living bicuriously through me.
She almost killed me. The shot she handed me had tacks in it. Wtf?!
First memory of my senior year: Going into registration still drunk from last night.
i decided this morning while eating my breakfast of red bull and cold pizza that i should take a vow of celibacy
By 11 pm the pants were off and there was no turning back. But on the bright side, you promised me your CDs when you died, you even signed a napkin saying so.
I blasted the Halloween Before Christmas soundtrack last night so my roommate wouldn't hear me having sex. Needless to say the sex got a little weird.
We sexted for four hours straight. Is this really what my life has come to?
whenever i get involved w someone i'm gonna give you their number to testify to the fact that they should not fall in love with me
She texted me this morning asking why all of her house pillows were inside her mini-van.
So thats where i built my buckingham palace
Chili is not acceptable fuck buddy food.
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