I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
i just woke up to 15 people singing a whole new world
A 20 minute car ride back to your car with the girl u had drunk anal with is the most uncomfortable thing ever.
I turn the corner to find her walking in the front door in a tee-shirt, two different shoes and no pants. All she said to me was "I'm sad"
once you get past the part where you think youre gonna die, its the most amazing drug ive ever experienced.
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
If I interpreted our horoscopes correctly...you should be coming home with an 8 ball. Just saying.
No. I want to vom filet mignon and ziti bits everywhere and my body feels like I ran a cock triathalon. I feel less triumphant and more like death.
Honest opinion...too aggressive to bring the funnel out to the bar? Also just so you know im at the bar. with the funnel.
Indeed. Apparently I called my sisters and told them I wouldn't get arrested because it's not a real sword.
While I'm on hiatus from the Russian potato nectar, it is my wish for others to enjoy it in my stead.
"I'm pretty sure all our toasts were to Ben Afflecks penis last night."
when u match a guy bc he's from Oregon & he's trying to flirt, shut up i just want to talk about trees
Have you ever seen death before? Bc it's me right now in yesterday's clothes.
He made me promise not to describe his penis in detail to you....oops.
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