p.s. you have a small clit
YOU ARE THE MOST AWKWARD PERSON ALIVE.
I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
The class that normally occupies the room we use for my Monday class had to do posters as if for a Hamlet movie and they pick actors for each character and this person wrote "Robert D. Niro"
I think I left a blow job at your house. Can I come down and get it?
I gave it to your brother to give to you.
Only you would think wine and coffee was an acceptable finals study time mix
running the faucet water is not hiding the sound of you vomiting. fyi.
This honesty session brought to you by jagermeister inc.
Carrying your RA back to her room wasn't the conclusion I was expecting for the first thursday back
we got kicked out of McDonald's because you kept screaming THAT SHIT CRAY at the woman in front of us because she ordered a fish filet.
...that shit cray.
Just checked my voicemails on the work phone on speaker. Thank you so much for the one of you screaming "COME FUCK ME NOWWWW!" my boss loved it ..
I just want to let you know how hung over I am today and I fucked a girl in a kangaroo costume last night.
who was i chillin with last night? i woke up in a storage unit
someone just got arrested on campus...
holy fuck look at all that cocaine
Sending a pic of labia to send to the TN Legislator. Obviously they don't think I know what to do with it so I'm gonna ask them for advice.
I hid a TracFone in her bra. We'll find her tomorrow.
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