I wonder what it would be like to masturbate in space
In a bar in glasgow talking to a 12 year old about life. Welcome to Kentucky.
Watching a deaf couple have an argument in the mall. Can't bring myself to look away.
i find it sad that i can no longer sit in the back of class for fear that someone will fart into the heater again.
He spent the whole night convincing me I wasn't fat, but after we had sex he said "Oh, I see what you mean"
we need to find that guy that whips out his cock at the bar again
Dreamed I made out with a stranger after falling out of a car, let's make this happen tonight.
He's my BOYFRIEND but he won't sext me. I'll be like, "tell me how you want to fuck me", and he's like, "I love how we can talk about our feelings". FUCK
Well my dad thinks I wake up at 3 or 4 am every day. Really it is just all the booty calls, but I'm glad he thinks I am so motivated
it's not like I want to die, I just want life to stop for a little bit. how does that work?
You would think a husband, a boyfriend, and a vibrator would be enough. But sadly it's not
If Plan B had a rewards card I would have earned so many free tote bags by now
apparently when we were gone the parents play strip connect 4
There needs to be a greeting card for "I miss having sex and smoking weed with you."
Fuck the walk of shame. I make this shit glorious.
The fact that you arent wearing shoes probably just adds to the classiness
Condom wrapper stuck to my shirt ups the anty
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