This chick, for whatever reason, has serious "Leave your wife and kids and also break up her young marriage in order to frolick for a good 2 weeks before I realize that she's just like the rest of them and I made a huge mistake and ruined a lot of lives in the process" potential. It's SO INTRIGUING.
All drunkenness aside, confirm u are alive
I finally had kitchen counter sex! i was so excited
I am not a stalker...i just bring a whole new meaning to the word love
I did the seizure Bad Romance dance again last night, didn't I?
you were really good actually. your skill is increasing over time
Her legal name is Candy. Her being a whore is implied.
please stop yelling "ITS NARNIAAAAAAAAA" out of our window at the lone person walking home in the snow
You're my spirit guide. This has to do with oatmeal cream pies.
I have no recollection of sleep choking you
You'd think the dry cleaners next door would be less judgmental for as much business as my theme parties bring them.
Is this the 6 foot tall blonde I screwed in the bar last weekend?
In the bar?! Very impressive! But keep guessing!
Boys should be on-demand - like, once you select one, he's yours for the next 24-hours
All I remember is that I was trying to call my wolf pack by howling.
sitting in the prison waiting room in my boyfriends clothes. looooong story.
Only you would make Mario Party a contact sport.
And you owe me a new pair of switch controllers.
Randomize
