So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
you almost dropped the shot glass then you thought you were such a hard ass for catching it that you slammed it on the table and broke it
5am update: in a toga seeing triple made out with both sexes
Just took last nights make up off with a sock. That hungover.
our flight took off 8 am and the bar didn't close til 5, so we decided it was a good idea to just stay out all night. Drunk logic is awesome. We were all scared we wouldn't get let onto the plane
Anywho, an ostrich attacked me today. Fucking useless pieces of shit birds.
You, me, naked, mistletoe, fifth of jack, gallon of lube, condoms, Cheetos, handcuffs, rope, along with no morals, inhibition or judgment. That's all I want for Christmas.
No, dude...I agree it's great in theory but I promise you that 80 drunk 21 year old sorority girls together in one room for formal is one of the worst drama filled ideas ever. Ever.
Your normalization of crazy is frightening.
Cocaine and dance dance revolution for 4 hours. I consider last night a success.
If you're going to be single forever, you should try the quesalupas at Taco Bell.
He has no idea he’s my boyfriend.
dude it was our first time and her hair caught on fire from the candles on the nightstand
There is no way that actually happened!
the smell of burnt hair covered up the sweaty sex smell.
and i walked downstairs to find my brother using nunchucks, and making the appropriate noises. i simply asked "why"; his reply? "why the fuck do you think?". i love my family.
Three cans of beer can fit in the shower catty... multi tasking
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