I wanna bring you to show and tell
I pretty much can't stop smiling when I talk to you. Even when you talk about disease and infectious diarrhea.
How do 1 in 4 women misread a pregnancy test; how stupid are women?
yes we were fucking thats why i put "watching a movie" in quotations
We should tie ourselves together anytime there is any type of alcohol involved. It's the safest way. I either end up with freshmen or weird ex bfs. You end up with a large cowboy. This is not good for us
At some point tonight the bad ideas in my head became bad decisions that happened outside my head
I'm not taking advise from someone who responded to the pickup line "I have a penis"
No. I just want to cuddle and talk about our feeling. Of course this a booty call.
THE ALMIGHTY HAS FALLEN DRUNKENLY OFF HIS HIGH HORSE AND INTO HOLLY'S VAGINA
So did you grab that log full of poison ivy for the fire and then apparently take a piss on Saturday night too or was that just me?
will we ever learn or are we destined for a life of poison ivy covered balls?
I woke up still drunk to a beautiful tattooed columbian man making me pancakes. How's your memorial day?
I don't know what I was talking about but I just threw up in ikea. You can't get out of this place it's a fucking labyrinth.
I have hobbies that aren't destroying myself and others...i can make hats.....
idk what to be more embarrassed/confused about, that i lost my underwear or that i woke up covered in fried rice
Newest quarantine problem - I’ve watched all of the porn. Like everything on the the internet, all the DVDs, mags, VR, leisure suit Larry all of it and I’m still horny af
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