i just dont know how to see an unattractive person as more than a friend
so my car got towed last night. I didnt know it cost 118 dollars to have a college experience
woke up in my one night stand's bed and barfed all over her floor. she came back from the bathroom, looked at the vomit, looked at me and said "normally i'd tell you to clean it and get the fuck out, but i remember the sex was good, so i'll let it go." Score.
Well, love is in the air. And by that I mean: it seriously smells like sex in here.
All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
I wouldn't blow him for all the queso in the world.
I'd rather blow that homeless guy who asked me to breast feed him.
Just bought the plane tickets. Light headed. Blood rush to clit oh god blue clit. Mayday mayday vagina down!
I'm at a new rock bottom. Malibu on ice at work because it's the only thing they've got and no mixers.
The only flat surface we had was a cheez it box so we snorted the blow off of that. Rock bottom really isn't that bad.
Grindr hookup awareness: always make sure that you agree to blow one person and they aren't bringing a Friend/boyfriend. Shits weird when you're sober.
I have just found the cubicle of sustenance. And I will rejoice at all the families that have not found this magic. This vodka cubicle of magic.
best eviction party ever.
it wasn't an eviction party you asshole, you just happened to get yourself evicted during the party.
A+ Viking dick
You're a disaster
Wanna date?
That ass isn’t going to eat itself.
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