Dual, econ, hell, shiv, aunt, puppy. 1 out of 6. T9 word needs to learn how to cuss like me.
What about the words "You're my personal dildo" made him say "I love you"?
Things I've learned: after you move in with a girl it's much less satisfying to wipe your dick on her sheets after sex because now they're your sheets too
we were making out and he got up to change his pants. I wonder what would happen if i took my shirt off.
first off, his name is dougie. strike one.
I'm not sure, but I think she had a tampon in when we fucked
Here's how he asked the pregnant girl for a cigarette. Hey yo prego throw me a square. Not joking.
Wtf are freshmen gonna think when the first thing they see in a pale 6'4 white kid with a mustache yelling ya man and we be liming in a Trinidadian accent
You invited the cop in for a "Celebrity shot"
Today in French class my teacher was singing "what does the fox say" so i started answering in similar satanic ritual noises
Apparently I was telling them, "I AM A STRONG INDEPENDENT WOMAN AND I DON'T NEED YOU TO HOLD MY HAIR," and I pulled my hair back and puked.
Guy pissing in the corner in downtown Boston as his girlfriend is covering him up, yelling "relationship goals"
I came home with 30lbs of BBQ last night. I can't pick up women in a bar but I sure can pick up leftovers from a corporate party.
I don't think Buddha would recommend a sexscpade across Mexico
By talk things out did he mean have passionate angry sex?
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