well, tey weren't taking lap dances as payment today
it wasnt like "sexy" or whatever. like...she was smiling just standing there butt ass naked
tasteful.
despite contrary belief, getting peanut butter off your balls is not as easy as it sounds
My bosses just told me they met their wives on one night stands. I'm stoked.
Best. Handjob. Ever.
I'm guessing Kelly is over?
Nope. Home alone.
Handle of 100 proof captain dressed like a pilgrim here we go
She's either too fat to type, hammered or has terrible spelling.
like teasing for 28 minutes, then the very last 2 minutes is where is ALL goes down. I'm talking, rings off, stable sitting position, hand job madness.
You told me if you could get your shoes on, you deserved a coke and rum. We never made it to the party.
Well for number 40 i would prefer to at least like the guy attached to the dick
I feel like our lives always have been and always will be a never ending drunken rampage full of pregnancy scares and lost brain cells
It's all fun and games until your AARP eligible neighbors end up blacking out in your yard at 5pm with a box of franzia. I'm feeling a great year ahead
Jesus, you make out with one twin then sleep with the other and suddenly they don't want to play soccer with you... Men can be so sensitive...
I just want to eat Taco Bell and throw it up on his doorstep.
Wait what do you mean I BOUGHT A FUCKING HORSE LAST NIGHT?!?!
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