I don't even know how sober sex starts anymore
On a scale of one to trashy, how is this: Got drunk, gave a guy a hand job. In the middle of the bar
I think you broke the trashy scale
Just took my first sake bomb. I love japan
he asked me if i wanted "a hit" off his inhaler. its definitely time for a new roommate
she made out with a stripper. how was scrabble night with your girlfriend
We told you to stay put for 2 minutes. We come back out and your being handcuffed yelling "DO YOU FEEL LIKE A GOOD FUCKING PERSON ARRESTING ME ON MY BIRTHDAY?!"
Yeah. You can ask him out. We're just fuck buddies. My vagina will be sad but your heart can be happy.
You have like just as much sex as me and I have a brand new bf. That does not add up. That is not right.
Nah, just ran around, pinned random men to walls, bit their lips of and booked it.
his basement wasnt heated so when i asked for a hoodie someone gave me a kimono.. i passed bc who the fuck knows where that shit has been recently
Dumb decision of the night...walking home drunk and smelling my pepper spray
Just realized my relationship wasn't even Facebook official and I'd already cheated on him. 'Shitty girlfriend' is an understatement.
Holy shit, just saw a girl in the library smoking a bong disguised as a calculator
Well, we ended up labeling the relationship. We are now each other's designated butt-toucher.
Sorry, Geoff can’t come to his phone right now. He’s outside trying to show his dick to a bachelorette party bus with “DTF” written on the windows
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