Am I the only person who thinks Megan Fox looks totally like a Thai lady boy with a serious tanning bed fix?
my roommate and her friend got reaallllly high last night and it looks like they played scrabble. one of their words is "nippal"
It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
First day at work... I clogged up the office toilet on purpose to assert my dominance.
I was on my way at Dorito Smoothie
It's just not a Friday night unless I'm getting propositioned by a guy in a wheelchair via Facebook messenger...
i just had to pick up my 18 year old cousin from the police station for hosting a party, and i had to do this stoned wow
His buddy came running in the room after we had sex, and started "sponging" the sweat off my forehead with his sport wristband.
It was like, once I started flashing you, I couldn't stop.
Btw...refried beans is a terrible thing to throw up.
ya I had reallllllly good sex last night too that will probably get me evicted
Whose dick am I looking at? There are too many possibilities at the moment.
the last i saw he was butt naked on the top deck of the bus trying to conduct a drunken choir so i really have no idea
I got my period on eclipse day. I'm officially in line with the moon.
aloe plants are like gummy bears with an exoskeleton, but with healing powers instead of deliciousness.
are you on the drugs???
Randomize
