Hahahhahaha! Oooh get it! Ugh I am so dead but if I go to the lib whuich I will hopefully b havung sex instead, ill hit u up
adderall just fell out of my nose in class. guy next to me just nodded.
What happened at the top of the stairs is never to be spoken of again.
dude, there's a fucking musical in my head. it's fucking awesome being this high.
the black eye was caused by a 12 year old girl in a vampire costume who punched you in the face after you aggresively screamed "TEAM JACOB!" in her face & howled at the moon...
We were sitting in my backseat and he just kept biting me and telling me we weren't at the zoo...
If you were curious as to how many pounds of bagged marijuana can fit in the trunk of a 2010 Chevrolet Aveo, we now have the answer
I got shot at today. If that doesn't get me at least a blow job I give up working on the south side
I've fallen from my one moral pedestal
I just messaged a senior at Harvard and told him to 'tinder me softly'
Well sort of got busted by a cop while having sex outside, so your call
I feel like hooking up with you on my floor, sneaking out my window and jumping a fence is an effort that deserves a happy birthday.
I always know im high when I can't remember how to pee.
this old people party is bangin. they have apple cider with everclear in it
If he didn’t pick us up we would have been jerkwards eating sad pancakes at a Denny’s.
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