he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
we put on a show in the hot tub for our boyfriends, then climbed out and both got down on our hands and knees and puked at the same time--still naked.
I feel like our bond is deeper now that we're both sleeping with married men. now we're really bffls
Found my puke from September encrusted to the floor under the dresser while cleaning before move out ..... Oh Freshman year
I know I said that I'd stop dating 20 year olds... but at least this one's not my student...
OMG A WOMANS PROSTETIC ARM JUST FELL OFF AT BAGGAGE CLAIM
Hey bring in backup. its going to take a lot more beer than we think to fill up the water bed...
Yes I want to fuck your friends but it's out of respect and love for you.
i'm going through an 80s music phase. and by phase i mean i will only have sex to white snake
I can't look at him without thinking about his cum face
I baptized my dog in my pool last night because he snapped at my party guests, how was your night?
She wants to fuck me. On a tennis court. In her tennis outfit. Is ring-shopping an acceptable 3rd date activity?
Let's go one conversation without mentioning cats or alcohol someday.
How'd your Tinder date go?
Well, I met his girlfriend...
don't give me stepladders when i'm stoned.. i woke up to a slice of balogna nailed to the ceiling
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