At least make sure they are 18
Why
I really like him. That's why I'm having sex with someone else, so he doesnt think i'm a slut.
Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
glow-in-the-dark stars on his ceiling from '98 totally make blowing him more romantic.
i stuck my finger in my ass and it felt weird. but you know. it should be different when a guy does it right?
Drinking at work by myself... My boss just walked into me copying my face on the copy machine..
this girl is having heart failure because she lost her feather...a gypsy blessed it in turkey. Not sure im high enough for this
you cant keep talent like that locked up in a relationship
bad sex. bad bad bad. it was like trying to pick up an overcooked noodle with an empty pringles can. why do these guys always seem to find me?
I look like one classy bitch running in heels through my backyard while carrying a small dog and a large bottle of booze. How am I still single?
Seems like you've kicked summer 2012 off well.
On a side note Tyler is buying beer from a gas station in a panda suit priceless
Wake up. Finish House of Cards. Put on pants.
Accurate.
I showed my cat the amount of coke I had. She looked concerned.
You could see the bone sticking out of his shin and he insisted he was "just gunna walk it off"
Thanks for reminding me of all the hookups my brain has been trying to suppress...
That's what friends are foooooooor!
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