If i have to listen to his problems about his girlfriend, he should at least let me suck his cock.
So I accidentally txted this girl with the same name as the one im seeing, as it turns out shes still dtf
This just in: I met a girl who does the phone sex phone lines, and shes' 5'4" 320. I'll never get a hardon again through a phone.
how do you say "fuck me and leave bruises" in italian?
Life's too short to consider the larger psychological underpinnings of my lust.
You hid from a cop under some guy's canoe on his lawn.. It didnt work
No...this little piggys going to the bar
So I feel like I should feel objectified by your comment about my boobs but instead I just feel proud. 21ST CENTURY FEMINISM, BABY
Totally. Bang on. He'll be fine. He might cry into your perfect tits once in a while, but that's the price ya pay.
Well it's like a wise man once told me: "If you're going to shave your balls, don't do it hungover."
just passed the gas station where we took pregnancy tests. memories.
he's not even weird he's been offering me different drinks all night
oh i remember now hes the guy that liked when i peed on him
he was snoring so I have him a bj to wake him up and then told him he had to leave.
Ah Christ I think I've reached the single life mentality 100%. I just inquired a photographer about a photo shoot with my dog.
We should get drunk in walmart
when?
20 minutes ago
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