You are the one person I know will appreciate this- and I'm aware that its nearly 5 am- but I have 3 words... G spot orgasm. BE JEALOUS
it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
Sandwiches are there for you when porn isn't.
I just want to do a slip-and-slide into a giant pool of jello shots right now.
I'm getting to the point of going up to a guy and saying "Hi I'm maggie and i can put my foot behind my head"... That desperate.
Whatever dude, I don't feel bad about it. If my girlfriend finds out even SHE should give me a high five. That bitch was fine
She said she was jealous that i could wear headbands, then growled at the ground in shame..
Can't. I took a Viagra to make sure I wouldnt leave the room so I might actually study.
Yea, you were talking about how you did not want to be a reindeer for at least 5 minutes.
Question: If I got in a car accident and lost my memory of us, would you work your way back just so we could be fuck buddies again?
I'm watching The Vow and just need to know that I'm loved in some way
It's Christmas, you should know what a virgin is.
I'll only sleep there if we can bone on your balcony.
I thought you died. Don't forget it's burger night.
And the last thing I remember was you in the bed with the german guy screaming "wrong hole" I laughed n passed out
What are you feeling right now?
Idk. I just flashed a porch 🤷🏼♀️
So not in the best place to do an emotional inventory
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