I had a dream last night that I was the one that killed Biggie
My sister got her picture in the pub crawl section of the paper today and my dad said to me "why can't you be more like her?"
Was rudely woken up by strangers at 4:15am. I was leaning against the stoplight at 9th
this probably sounds so sketchy, but hes going to jail in a month so he needs a place to crash for now. Hes sick though, and hes paying half our rent
I would love a rich wife. Then I would be like a gym teacher or some shit. Bigfoot hunter maybe.
I'm still me, I just happen to have things in my porn library that you may not have expected
Only you would come out as bi like that
I literally have nothing else left to cut besides my drug budget; the dark days are among us
I'm not sure... But I think I just found a porno I starred in during my black out week of '08.
Lemme put it this way babe, at point you were naked in Target.
Where were you?
Laughing
Next guy I fuck must be a cowboy
i knew my hormones were back to normal when i went to ikea and didn't want to fuck any of the workers
*jedi mind trick* you want to go down on me
so then the cop took one last hit off our blunt and then drove off in his car and we just all stood there thinking, yea... that just happened...
I have a video on my phone of someone streaking in my house last night, do you have any idea who it is?
Bahahah I should. I’m the free range drunk girl who should clearly not be free range because who knows what kind of fuckery I would get into
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