Btw the nut in my hair goes great with my outfit !!! :(
whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
there needs to be a build-a-bong store...
i wrote down the address for planned parenthood on the back of the receipt for the condom that broke
I just ditched my friends to hang out with the chilis restaurant crew...one of these girls better have daddy issues
hanging out with you guys is like living the wikipedia entry for drugs...not sure i can handle that tonight.
I had fun watching you interact with the world around you. Like a fuckin 8 year old kid who just discovered build a bear but really wants a cigarette.
All three of us got laid last night. This is what is commonly referred to as the Trifuckta.
2 things: 1) can you get hep from toilet water? And 2) do you know where we can get a new skillet for cheap?
Please tell me those aren't related.
I made rice.
third nipple confirmed
I miss forts and drugs that made me believe in unicorns...
You're still my best friend even though you continue to pass out on random toilets every time you drink
I was told I look like trouble once and that was by a fireman at the sex show. I was carrying two beers and a penis pinata.
you started putting peanut butter on your pubes.
He ate me out while I was wearing a canada goose parka and a dress hand crafted by a seamstress from yellowknife. I came while watching the northern lights. Most arctic orgasm ever.
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