I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts.
Well you broke that rule when you put it in your mouth.
Get everyone out of their dorms and watch 3 girls do the walk of shame from my room.
i secretly love the power trip of being their RA & busting these idiots for everything i did as a freshman
while you laid on the ground I poured water into your mouth out of dog bowl some random guy walks by and said now that's what I like to see.
What can I say, your life is charmed. I'm on the couch trying to decide whether or not to puke again.
My nephew just told me I smell like apathy and regret. Thats the hangover I'm dealing with
nothing like a walk of shame in front of a cnn news crew to start the morning off right
It wasn't good. I can tell by the way he fucks me he watched too much porn
Agreed then we'll really be on our A game tomorrow. And by A I mean alcohol.
Everyone was in the walk-in getting high, and I had to be all cool. Serving soup and salads. Night manager status doesn't pay enough.
Dude she smelled like bar-b-que sauce. I can't think of anything better.
I just licked a piece of cheese off my phone screen if that makes you feel any better
CUT OFF ALL YOUR HAIR COME ON MAN LET'S DO THIS
Is it illegal to hookup with your fathers god child?
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