if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
I guess there's a 50 percent chance that it was her that wet my bed.
i was drunk at family dinner telling about my gay brothers sex ads on criags list
We're upstairs smoking....the password is pineapple
considering how much of last night I don't remember and the amount of ones laying on my desk right now, it's safe to say I'm concerned
Is it ironic that the girl with the horse face is also on the equestrian team?
I did shrooms last night. My drug checklist is complete, I can finally graduate.
I am not going to ask my mother to pause a movie so I can have phone sex.
From russia with love. But also with chlamydia.
im starting to recognize places in this city by where i have drunkenly peed in public
I really want to lead this Amish guy into temptation
He let me keep my Michael Jordan Bulls jersey on during sex.
You took all of your clothes off and tried to seduce me and while trying to seduce me you decided you were too drunk and passed out.
I'm trying to behave my vagina this week so I can at least pretend I'm honoring the sanctity of marriage
Bro.. I am absolutely going to have sex with our old middle school health teacher
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