i just won an entire level on word mole with the word 'clitoris'
I was so high i believed someone when they told me le moyne beat syracuse
Also, just grabbed a bunch of "tuxedo black" condoms. formal, anyone?
I have no idea what happened last night, but you're the only person I remember smashing my face into. Be honored.
You're so wise. You're like my sexual Grandmother Willow.
I do remember getting hit in the face by an ugly one because she thought I was blowing on her butthole.
Kyle's mobile fuck service..... Kinda has a nice ring to it don't you think??
I'm closer to stabbing a fork in my neck than finishing this resume.
The attempted closet masturbation was unforgivable.
That was the most fucked up I've ever seen him. He had the fucking Canola Oil!
You know I ate twenty hot dogs in an hour once.
I am honestly so surprised you are a lesbian.
We got a standing ovation as security was escorting us out of the ballpark, it was a proud moment
So when's a good time this week to show up at your apartment in nothing but a trench coat and a bow? Y'know. Hypothetically.
Kelly and I just had sex, and you didn't call or text to interrupt, are you alive? We are both concerned.
I'm naked on my couch and just ate a chip that was in my belly button.. my 20s have been weird.
I just woke up naked in a bed with your brother. WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED TO NOT LETTING EACH OTHER DO STUPID THINGS?
You fucked my brother?!
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