That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
Come in. Grab a controller and a beer. We've got some Madden to beat.
You're the best girlfriend ever.
this kid in class is playing minesweeper and just slammed the desk because he lost. thank god were normal.
I mean, keeping the tube socks on AND taking cell phone pictures that he didn't ask for during sex? that's two strikes kiddo.
Rubbed one out while on hold to buy tickets to Disneyland. Feel simultaneously like a freak and strangely productive.
Can you please tell him to stop calling me ma'am? I'm starting to remember what it's like to have self respect
Basically, I'm sure one day I'll look back on this part of my life and be ashamed....
Haha sweet. I'm being the Mad Hatter. I'll be drinking out of a tea cup all night. Or at least until I inevitably lose it, break it, or use it as a weapon.
She shows up drunk at 3am for sex and then punches me straight in the eye in the middle of it because "you're too nice."
Drink water, eat food, and stop tazing yourself
i just saw a man in the grocery, sitting on the floor, eating out of a galon sized tub of macaroni salad. We need to get on his level.
We lost. I'mma go home and drink more and do a face mask and wonder why it is that god put me on this Earth to suffer
Please tell me why I’m standing naked in the kitchen drinking pickle juice out of the jar & there is a container of potatoe salad with no lid & a spoon in it on the floor 🤦♀️
I pelvic thrusted so hard while he was eating me out that his nose started bleeding. I think it's broken. Trophy scars, right?
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