i just wanna soil my oats bro
she sang that "this little piggy song" to my balls. and somehow made it work, with me only having two balls instead of five.
I got her a Nickelback box set.
I had never watched a guy jack off to me before, but let me tell you, it was a very uncomfortable experience.
Julian told me all the fish in his pond died and he didn't know when or how. I didn't have the heart to tell him he drunkenly peed in the pond on Saturday as everyone cheered him on.
Should study in library more often, procrasturbating is less of an option.
my mom just wingman'd for me at a bar. i really don't know what else to say.
If you bring me a slurpee and advil I will eat you out for like an hour.
No big deal, we were just two friends having sex. It's perfectly normal we don't remember. Water under the sex bridge,
Just in case you were wondering I sent you a text at 4:37 in the morning because I woke up on the side of the highway at that time
he ate me out on his front porch at dawn. i orgasmed when the sun began to rise. most romantic morning booty call ever.
After it was shut down sean literally made out with four separate girls between the 100 feet to our house. It was a rampage.
Happy Birthday. May your liver respect you, fat bitches neglect you, hangovers reject you, and AA accept you.
he said he was going to fuck me like a rabbit in heat. What he should have said was faster then a train and over before a commercial
Why the fuck are you playing with legos?
Why the fuck are you questioning me?
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