Hooked up with my old baby sitter last night, so what do I do? As I was sucking her tits I decided it would be a good idea to say " goo goo gah gah"....it wasn't a good idea.
Just saw 3 10-year olds in business suits drinking iced coffees at the cafe. I'm officially a failure if these kids have jobs and I don't.
Im a photoshop master, i successfully reduced the size of the pupils of all the girls I made out last night with to prove they were not that drunk. So glad the camera goes home with me.
The heaters out again. Makin a fire in thebroke toilet for warmth.
Was I shouting at a fire engine last Friday?
I feel like wearing underwear would just be poor planning
Ugh. my cast still smells like fermenting hot tub water and bad decisions.
We should celebrate the resignation of Berlusconi tonight with too many bottles of wine and sambuca. We're allies, right?
He asked me to hum the Ghost Busters theme song as I was going down on him
Curdled. you forgot that word. It was a curdled buttery nipple shot.
then he grabbed my tit and yelled "FOR NARNIA!!" then dove into my vag. i think I will do him again strictly for the entertainment value
I love 3rd shift and working at a hotel I just had a late night booty call while I was getting paid..could life get any better??
You know you are high when you are so glad it wasn't your freshly buttered raisin bread that fell on your foot. It was your $400 Ipod
the only thing I remember was some guy took out his fake eye to use it for beer pong
He's so sweet...I can't see him enjoying that I got injured during sex.
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